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October 05 2017

18:13

bikiniarmorbattledamage:

bikiniarmorbattledamage:

ottolla:

Text post got me thinking. Now, I want a world, or whatever, where the female “bikini armor” really is as strong as normal. Protects with magic or something, I don’t much care. And pretty much every woman wears them. I mean, same protection, but loads less weight? Sign me up! And then over the bikini armor, you wear whatever you want. Cute sundress? Fully protected. Tee and jeans? Fully protected. Leather armor? Double protected? Idk. 

Just a verse full of ladies in bikinis with normal clothes on top, so you never know who is a secret badass. It’d be great.

That sounds like the only acceptable reason to excuse the existence of magical bikini armor.

It’s still laughable how a simple logical question like “if the bikini gives her total protection, why wouldn’t she wear it over or under more comfortable clothes?” is always handwaved. Usually with something akin to “but she needs to wear bikini and only bikini for the magic to work”, which translates to “fanservice is mandatory!”.
Dear writers, if you can’t explain that in another way than “cause that makes me (and my presumed audience) horny” (and believe me, you can’t), please stop pretending that your story is something else than dramatized softcore porn.

~Ozzie

Bringing this back as a (late) follow-up to the point Glock H. Palin, Esq. made about magical protection and fictional women choosing their costumes

Now let’s all ponder upon all the great story/comedy opportunities media skips on, because they don’t want their indestructible lady warriors to wear cozy sweaters and pants over or under their magic 10+ protection lingerie armor.

~Ozzie

18:11

thecelestialselkie:

normanbecile:

normanbecile:

sometimes i wanna be top

and sometimes i wanna be bottom

ya’know?

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look at that fancy fuckin bunkbed jesus christ. back in my day, there were no stairs for easy access to the top. the road to the top bunk was a vertical fucking climb of wooden slats that you had to scramble to find purchase on. the one that made it to the top was not only a victor, but a survivor

18:06
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tinyseacreature:

look, amazon, when you’re right, you’re right

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cosmicconjurer:

because i keep seeing u sometimes reblogging that old one i sent you long ago :’D (imadeanewblogthosoye,hello, also.. hope u get to feel better O: u are too cool okay?)

shitty shit as always, but here.. have this :U

HOLLY FUCK BUDDY OH MY GOD I FEEL BLESSED
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a-pentaholics-paradise:

iamtonysexual:

frecklebuttcronus:

causeallidoisdance:

no-this-is-jarod:

they got mad

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Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”

So I’d be angry too if people kept this shit up every single year.

i am going to reblog this until i die

…oh

Seriously its just not funny and I wish people would stop

Reposted bymalewredneblond malewredneblond
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moiiemoi:

My world revolves around you.

17:54

sixpains:

I wish the world was as comfortable and safe as animal crossing 

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spikeghost:

screaminghere:

weavemama:

This is true. The director of Jeepers Creepers 3, Victor Salva, is a convicted child molester. He sexually assaulted a child while on the set of a movie he directed back in the 90s. He filmed the assault and was also charged with possession of child pornography. Don’t support this movie or give it a cent of your money. It’s already hard enough for sexual assault victims to come out with what happened, especially if their abuser has a lot of power and money. Don’t add on to the trend of forgiving celebrity rapists. STOP GIVING THESE MEN FREE PASSES. 

don’t scroll past this with a wave of the hand, this is 100% real.

(italics include links)

 aside from molesting a 12-year-old boy, this man admitted to oral sex with a child under fourteen and was also found guilty of having possession of child pornography (in the form of magazines and tapes) in his home.

salva made a sex tape of him and a minor (actually multiple sex tapes) where he both gave and received oral sex.

now, for some reason, child molester doesn’t elicit the type of outrage that i’d hope it would, so i’ll put it a different way. victor salva had sex with a minor, therefore he is a rapist. salva committed statutory rape, and he does not deserve to be breathing, much less have his movie watched.

FYI Nathan Forest Winters, the survivor of Victor Salva’s abuse, is trying to raise money to start a non profit organisation to help victims and survivors of child sex abuse

He only has 522$ raised so far. Even if you can’t donate i think it’s a campaign worth sharing and boosting. 

From the campaign page:

“my name is nathan forrest winters. i am a child sex abuse survivor. known for my role as casey in the 1987 horror film ‘clownhouse’ written and directed by victor salva known best for the films ‘powder’ and the ‘jeepers creepers’ series and being the man that sexually abused me for six years of my childhood. towards the end of ’87 salva was convicted of 5 counts of child molestation and sentenced to three years. of which he served a mere eighteen months at a treatment center in napa valley california. i am currently outlining a nation wide speaking tour at various key and pertinent venues to raise awareness, educate and provide information and tools to stop sexual child abuse at all levels. i am also in the beginning stages of starting a non-profit organization “we R their voice ” to be the voice for our children who virtually have none in our judicial system. to bring this epidemic out into the forefront. we as a whole in this country have been too afraid to face such an unspeakable topic and continue to turn a blind eye. which has allowed these predators of our children to go unchecked for too long. just a few of many disturbing facts is that every 98 seconds an american is sexually assaulted. every 8 minutes that victim is a child. meanwhile only 6 out of every 1,000 perpetrators is convicted. united victims and survivors, parents and children can make this world safer. education is prevention and the more light we shed on these darkest of crimes, the fewer shadows there will be for them to hide.”

17:35

justsomeantifas:

cutiequeercris:

justsomeantifas:

them: we’re over populated, that’s why people don’t have enough food to eat

reality: capitalism over-produces food, we have enough food to feed the world we just throw away what isn’t profitable.

and corporations COULD give excess food to the poor and the homeless but most of them go out of their way to trash it

corporation throwing away millions of pounds of food: And if you buy one of our microwave meals we’ll donate 1 cent to help end child hunger. (:

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daronnefcy:

Early Star comic.

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semitics:

Love my dad

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vvishnya:

a quick young moon

14:41
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ceeberoni:

no matter who u are or where ur from, vocaloid changed ur life. whether u liked it at the beginning or as it got more popular or u dont even like vocaloid or u have never even heard of it, or u even live in a dimension where vocaloid never existed, it changed u and u owe hatsune miku ur life AND bones, and if u ever forget this it will be your last mistake

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09:53

valid-ace-space:

If you’re ace or aro because of trauma you are completely valid. Do not let anyone tell you otherwise. We’re all in this together 💗

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